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@drvictoriasampson smashing it ❀️
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Instagram post 18098864893217814
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Did you forget?
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You know who you are πŸ’‹
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
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To be free again? Don't you miss it?
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When you're Boracic lint...
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'Know the rules well so you can break them effectively'
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Sometimes you have to look a little deeper to literally see what is there.

https://www.darksidecoffee.co.uk/product/sexpresso-tm-bottled-shots/
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*Grounds up a line*
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We welcome reviews πŸ₯°
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A negative review is just a cock drawn upside down. Come back, ask about the flag and how organic single-origin sourcing is rare in the coffee game because Fuckoffee stands for freedom and who isn't comfortable with that? 😍 #coffee #FreeWestPapuaCampaign #FreeWestPapua #Freespeech
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β€œAs long as the sun’s shining, shit can’t be that bad.”

https://www.darksidecoffee.co.uk/buy-stuff/
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Did you have a shit week at work? Feel underappreciated at home? Well, always remember, no matter what...
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You are our favourite part of the day @ozzyallsorts 😍. Happy Fuckoffee!
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Marcx_bruel...knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. Our lovely FREAK ❀
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Hmmmm? Cock or cake...cock or cake? I just can't decide.
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We love our customers and love our Fuckoffee. And it shows 😍
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As if there were any doubt!
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Sometimes we take this shit seriously.

https://www.freewestpapua.org/
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Please come again. πŸ’‹
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Lubed and douched.
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Casual sadomasochism in the morning. #GoTeamBondage. ❀
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A HAUGE shout out to the gorgeous Pip Holden who went above and beyond to purchase a cup and we wish her the best with her ambition. 

Remember, we have two shops in Bethnal Green -  215 Bethnal Green Road London E2 6BS and 429 Bethnal Green Road London E2 0AN. Both beautiful. Both badass. 😍
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